I feel like I haven't done enough educational or "how to" blogging on the site yet.
Here's a start:
5 Gallon Buckets of slip should never...let me repeat, never be used as a step stool. Just please, take that extra second and locate your actual step stool.
Here is the result if you do not heed my advice:
The crocs should be fine with a run through the dishwasher. And, I think I have finally proven that not everything looks it's finest having been freshly slipped.