As much as I try....I'm not.
I make pots, I teach pottery, I run a gallery, I'm a dad, I ride a motorcycle(although less and less)...hell, I even teach tennis during the off-season up here....but, I am not a web programmer.
I've spent another couple of hours plugging away at the computer trying to get our new php header to work with the new store site.....not a chance. I am pretty stubborn so after I get a few pots finished up in the studio another frustrating session at the computer is coming up.
Have no fear...your job is safe. I am definitely not a web programmer.